umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

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supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

(via clubbingwhore)

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refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

(Source: trashboat, via alifeand50cents)

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